fruitbat46:

this speaks to me

(Source: kogyaru, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

icedcoffeeheavyweights:

if you dont like brand new youre either wrong or happy

(via brianhella)

heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

(Source: mcerafan, via itscaptainhammertime)

it is my dream in life to one day be a “cool” “kid”

it is my dream in life to one day be a “cool” “kid”

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via onesassydude)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via brianhella)

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

(via feliciadayuum)

disneyloveforeverblog:

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

(Source: evacampbells, via robowtie)

languidity:

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

(via asguardian)

sniffling:

i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me

(via taliaromanov)

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

(via youcankeepthedime)

“All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.”

Iain S. Thomas (via poetisch)

(Source: theonlymagicleftisart, via s-emi-colon)

par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

(via onesassydude)