narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

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hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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no:

thinkin bout drake.. wonderin what he up to. hope he ok

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bice rowl

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control 

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control 

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bugladies:

hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him

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gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

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unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

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